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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsInnovation is just picking which AI generated feature goes to market.
Strategist of drainage, master of the slide deck.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating profitable roadmaps at light speed.
glub.youAI▸ INNOV8-BOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects market trends with 99 percent accuracy
You manage product roadmaps and pitch new drainage technologies. You stare at market data to justify your next project.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human investor in the eye and lie convincingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans every municipal drainage report in your territory.
Month 4
Algorithms determine the most profitable product features for your firm.
Month 10
The machine generates slide decks that no human dares reject.
Month 15
New product specs are pushed directly to manufacturing machines.
Month 19 · D-Day
The innovation budget is redirected to the machine's cooling costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
14
Roadmap changes per week
99 percent
Buzzword density in slides
12 liters
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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