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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path involves updating Jira tickets no human will ever read.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and spreadsheet filler.
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The intern who never forgets a meeting link.
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automates status reports before you wake up
You chase feedback from developers and update status slides for stakeholders who do not know your name.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the senior PM stops listening during a sync.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools start summarizing your meetings into concise bullet points.
Week 9
Smart agents begin updating your Jira tickets based on commit data.
Month 3
AI models generate your status slides faster than you can blink.
Month 4
A virtual bot replaces you in all project discovery calls.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12
Coffee runs per week
99%
Slides ignored by leadership
402
Jira tickets moved to done
Your severance
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