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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou invent problems that market research eventually solves for you.
Professional dreamer, full-time prototype breaker, patent filing enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive datasets into profitable products instantly.
glub.youAI▸ IDEAGENERATOR X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand market failures per second
Ideate new consumer goods and iterate on prototypes until market viability or total exhaustion is reached.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which useless gadget will become a viral hit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI mines trends to suggest product ideas before you wake.
Month 5
Algorithms build perfect 3D models with zero structural defects.
Month 9
Physics engines test durability without needing actual physical models.
Month 15
Software writes and files ironclad patents in legal shorthand.
Month 20 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates into the manufacturing line.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
92 percent
Patent filings rejected
5 liters
Average coffee consumed
11 thousand
Ideas ignored by marketing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of prototype failure certificates.
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