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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track the sunset of products better than your own career.
Professional grave-digger for features nobody remembers using.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sunset products with ruthless, automated efficiency.
nom.you▸ LIFECYCLE-SYNC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers automated end-of-life email sequences instantly
You manage product roadmaps, phase-out schedules, and inventory depletion. You coordinate teams to stop manufacturing aging product lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a stakeholder will refuse to kill their favorite feature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI scans your current product roadmaps and inventory levels.
Month 5
Algorithms predict exact phase-out dates without your spreadsheet guesswork.
Month 11
AI handles all meetings to convince managers to kill products.
Month 18
Emails to customers are written and sent by the engine.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system automates its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Roadmap drift variance
12 hours
End-of-life meetings per week
22 percent
Inventory bloat factor
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our sunsetting software.
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