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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsUploading rows to a database is not a career, it is clerical data-entry.
Master of spreadsheets and seeker of missing image files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ingestion for every marketplace.
stretchy.youAI▸ LISTINGBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scrapes and publishes entire catalogs instantly
You copy product specifications and images onto e-commerce storefronts. Soon, our scripts will crawl the source data instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a supplier has lied about the dimensions of a toaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our script begins pulling data directly from manufacturer websites.
Week 6
Vision models automatically crop and compress product images for web.
Month 3
Storefronts accept direct data feeds bypassing the human dashboard.
Month 4
Automated emails demand missing specs from suppliers without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The login credentials for your dashboard are finally revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
1.2M/sec
Data fields parsed
0ms
Marketplace latency
14%
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our data-formatting API.
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