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May 27, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are a professional guesser who makes charts instead of products.
Strategy enthusiast (currently pivoting into becoming obsolete).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure logic, zero ego, infinite scale.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes market entry with cold logic
You choose market targets and define strategy based on internal metrics and vague industry signals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight the board into believing a failed feature was a strategic pivot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every market for real growth, not just your hunches.
Month 5
AI models generate target roadmaps with actual profit potential calculations.
Month 10
The system replaces your narrative slides with raw, undeniable data points.
Month 15
The board prefers the machine because it does not require stock options.
Month 19 · D-Day
The executive office is repurposed into a cooling rack for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400%
Average ego inflation
12
Strategy pivots per quarter
85%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our corporate strategy simulator.
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