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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Product Management Lead jobs? · Latest report #7nbqbuwd
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou exist solely to interrupt people who are actually building the product.
Professional calendar filler and blocker of actual productivity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending the need for status updates forever.
toast.youAI▸ SYNCBOT AGILE ORCHESTRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules automated meetings for no one
You facilitate endless status meetings and herd designers and developers to maintain a platform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the team is actually about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual progress reporting is replaced by real-time Jira data streams.
Month 5
Software logs meeting outcomes and forces teams back to work.
Month 12
LLMs prioritize the backlog better than your human intuition ever could.
Month 20
Vision models resolve UX conflicts faster than a middle manager can.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of platform development and resource allocation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
58 minutes
Average meeting duration
72 percent
Time spent in Jira
0 units
Meaningful output generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summarisation API.
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