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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou organize meetings about meetings until the product magically disappears.
Professional translator of engineering silence into business buzzwords.
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You write requirements, manage backlogs, and bridge gaps between engineering and business. You are essentially a human calendar invite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the CEO is about to pivot the entire strategy again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent automatically categorizes every ticket in your messy backlog.
Month 4
The bot generates your weekly status emails without human input.
Month 7
Algorithms predict feature delivery dates better than your gut feeling.
Month 12
A refined AI bot answers every stakeholder question with jargon.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the roadmap locks itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Average backlog tickets
12/week
Meaningless standup hours
Zero
Jira tickets closed
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