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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist solely to translate technical debt into slide decks for bosses.
Professional architect of consensus, maker of Gantt charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decision-making without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCMAP-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates infinite roadmaps from vague emails
You prioritize JIRA tickets and build roadmaps for systems that manage other systems. You are the middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a developer in the eye and pretend you understood them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot reads every internal JIRA ticket and Slack thread.
Month 4
Scripts auto-assign priority based on real-time server health data.
Month 8
Executive reports are generated directly from system metrics.
Month 12
The bot joins calls and sends a summary afterwards.
Month 13 · D-Day
The human login access is revoked by the central controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
0.04 seconds
Mean time to roadmap
4,200 per year
Unnecessary meetings saved
99.9 percent
JIRA tickets closed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free coffee voucher.
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