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Your job has an expiration date
July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsTranslating vague whims into Jira tickets for a living.
Master of ceremonies, shepherd of Jira, king of alignment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for mediocre outcomes.
help!you▸ SYNCMASTER PM-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes all pending tickets instantly
You facilitate meetings and write requirements that nobody reads. You pretend to manage scope while chasing elusive roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a developer stops listening to your updates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Calendar agents automatically cancel all non-essential status meetings.
Month 4
Software algorithms instantly tag and sort every incoming feature request.
Month 10
AI models generate realistic delivery dates based on actual output.
Month 15
Automated reports replace your manual slide deck presentations.
Month 20 · D-Day
A single script handles all team communication and status updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
14
Meetings per day
42
Average roadmap revisions
1100
Hours spent on slides
Your severance
Six months of subscription to a calendar app.
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