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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou package fear into slide decks that nobody actually reads.
Professional panic merchant and slide-deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear-mongering and product positioning.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETMORPH V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of launch decks
You write launch collateral and define positioning for security tools. You manage product launches and sales enablement content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your internal knowledge base and previous decks.
Month 4
Automated tools write all your baseline collateral and release notes.
Month 9
Algorithms predict buyer needs better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 14
Real-time AI bots feed sales reps scripts during live calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single script handles all product messaging, leaving you obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Buzzwords per slide
19
Average deck revision count
0.04%
Actual buyer interest
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a ghostwriter AI.
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