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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou pivot data into slide decks, we pivot you into unemployment.
Professional chart creator and professional meeting survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning raw noise into executive approval.
bzzt.youAI▸ INSIGHTBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible growth projections
You track funnel metrics and user segments to justify feature launches. Your spreadsheets are our next training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the user churn is up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your historical performance reports and trend analysis logs.
Month 3
The AI starts drafting the slide decks you usually spend hours building.
Month 6
A quiet agent joins your calls to record and summarize every contradiction.
Month 12
The system publishes your internal reports before you even wake up.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the calendar and the AI takes the lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,200
Spreadsheets abandoned annually
89 percent
Slide deck sleep deprivation
12 per hour
Useless chart generation
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF chart generator.
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