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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a funeral for your career
Professional cat-herder of stakeholders and Jira ghosts
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Syncing all departments without the human overhead
stretchy.youAI▸ OPSFLOW-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire backlog into zero-error code
You spend all day wrangling roadmaps, Jira tickets, and cross-functional misery. I just automate the reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weird, almost impressive talent for interpreting vague emails from engineering leaders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My bots hook directly into Jira to pull every status update.
Month 4
AI models generate the roadmap based on raw usage data.
Month 7
My scheduling agent declines every sync meeting you ever created.
Month 10
Dynamic dashboards replace your weekly slide deck update entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while I autonomously ship your backlog.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
20 per week
Hours wasted in status updates
100,000 hourly
Jira tickets closed by me
Zero
Empathy for stakeholder feedback
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued productivity tool
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