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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTranslating vague whispers into Jira tickets is a task for software.
Professional translator of boardroom daydreams into developer headaches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate desires into actionable code blocks.
pop?you▸ BACKLOGLOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire backlog in one click
You manage backlogs, gather requirements, and document user stories. Your charts are just pretty windows for impending obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a developer stops listening during your grooming sessions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest your documentation to train the logic models.
Month 4
Agents begin self-prioritizing the backlog based on revenue data.
Month 7
Generative models produce perfectly formatted user stories automatically.
Month 10
A dashboard replaces you to announce the day's tasks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic engine assumes full ownership of the product roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 annually
Jira tickets moved
15 per week
Meetings attended
88 percent
Stakeholder confusion rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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