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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague business dreams into Jira tickets is a scriptable tragedy.
Professional translator of corporate ambiguity into semi-logical Jira tasks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning office chatter into executable code instantly.
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collapses your entire backlog into three lines
You draft requirements and manage backlogs for risk systems. Your job is basically writing notes for the real engineers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent identifies redundant tickets and closes them without asking you.
Month 5
A vision model observes meetings and generates technical specs in real-time.
Month 10
Risk officers talk directly to your replacement system to define scope.
Month 15
The system writes and validates its own risk engine documentation autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-documenting and self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Average tickets created per week
88%
Percentage of meeting time spent nodding
3 weeks
Average time to clarify scope
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty sticky notes.
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