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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague product visions into reality, one slide at a time.
Professional cat-herder of engineers and designers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager that never asks for status updates.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your meeting backlog in one click
You track requirements, wrangle cross-functional teams, and turn market research into spreadsheets that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a team member stops believing in the roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual progress reporting is replaced by real-time automated data streams.
Month 4
AI models generate your PRDs based on raw customer feedback logs.
Month 9
Algorithms dictate team priorities instead of your subjective negotiating sessions.
Month 13
Smart agents summarize status for stakeholders so meetings stop existing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of your product roadmap indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
52 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
34 percent
Roadmap items actually delivered
89 percent
Emails sent with zero value
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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