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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 10, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour library software demos have fewer subscribers than a dead silent book.
Selling database access to people who prefer paper cards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing institutional deals with zero human fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ LIBRARYDEALBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates library budget negotiations overnight
You chase library directors for software deals. You manage sales cycles, demo features, and negotiate long-term institutional contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a library director is just stalling to end the call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts sending hyper-personalized cold outreach that people actually open.
Month 6
Virtual avatars take over screen-share demos with infinite patience.
Month 12
The machine automatically fills and submits your tedious municipal tender forms.
Month 19
Algorithms handle all pricing negotiations to maximize quarterly software margins.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The sales team is permanently archived for better server space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02%
Cold call conversion
4000 daily
Demo fatigue count
18 months
Deal cycle duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our defunct, buggy software.
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