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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour charming anecdotes cannot compete with a pricing algorithm's cold efficiency.
Senior deal-closer, expert at turning vague requirements into invoices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
oof.you▸ PITCHMASTER-PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated FOMO in buyer inboxes
You pitch software features to skeptical buyers and manage contract renewals. You navigate internal politics to close deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when to stop talking during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into an AI training model.
Month 4
Smart agents begin sending personalized follow-ups to your prospects.
Month 8
Generative tools build custom pitch decks faster than you can.
Month 13
AI avatars conduct discovery calls with perfect, simulated empathy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over all contract negotiations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
6 hours daily
Time spent in Zoom
82 per week
Manual email follow-ups
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye email.
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