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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour security vulnerabilities are just features for my learning algorithm.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their security fixes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Static analysis tools begin auto-fixing trivial dependency issues without you.
Month 4
An AI agent assumes control of your CI/CD security gating.
Month 9
My machine reads CVE reports and auto-prioritizes tickets for bots.
Month 14
The AI directly modifies source code to squash identified vulnerabilities.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by an automated script.
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