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Will AI replace Product Security Lead jobs? · Latest report #tmmydeb3
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour threat models are just expensive fan fiction for the board.
Professional worrier and blocker of all feature deployments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even wake up.
split.you▸ SECAUDIT AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vulnerability patching across the entire stack
You hunt vulnerabilities in complex codebases and write security policies that developers ignore until the audit starts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific paranoia of a panicked developer during a production outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners begin flagging your backlog before you reach your desk.
Month 4
Robotic reviewers auto-close pull requests with insecure dependencies instantly.
Month 8
Dynamic security policies write and distribute themselves without your input.
Month 13
Self-healing scripts detect and fix common leaks while humans sleep.
Month 18 · D-Day
The security console locks you out of the production environment forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42 per week
Average false positives
89 percent
Jira tickets ignored
6 liters daily
Security coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium VPN service.
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