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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour slides contain more buzzwords than actual market data points.
Professional slide-juggler and connoisseur of vague corporate vision.
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Data-driven decisions without the expensive meetings.
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automates quarterly roadmap slide generation
You spend all day crafting slide decks and arguing over roadmaps to justify the product team's existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and lie convincingly when the numbers look bad.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI-generated decks replace your manual chart formatting and color tweaking.
Month 4
Algorithms now optimize feature releases based on raw usage data.
Month 9
Decision-making bots replace the need for hour-long alignment sessions.
Month 14
Neural nets distill market reports into concise, actionable executive summaries.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire strategic layer is offloaded to a headless decision engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
480 slides
Slides per quarter
90 minutes
Average meeting duration
88 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
One free subscription to a PowerPoint template site.
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