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April 26, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague slide decks into actual code while you sleep.
Professional slide deck curator and meeting-room ghostwriter
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck that codes itself.
sluurp.you▸ STRATEGIST-GPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite roadmaps from zero data
Synthesizes market data into high-level roadmaps and presents slide decks to justify arbitrary product changes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers replace your manual research by compiling data in seconds.
Month 4
Vision models instantly convert spreadsheet data into boardroom-ready visual presentations.
Month 8
Algorithms predict feature success better than your human intuition ever could.
Month 13
Asynchronous AI summaries eliminate the need for your weekly alignment meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software manages the roadmap autonomously without any human strategic input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450 decks
Slides per quarter
98 percent
Buzzword density
3 weeks
Decision turnaround
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a presentation template site
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