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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human API with more empathy than efficiency.
Human interface for broken features and impatient users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you open your eyes.
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resolves tickets while you are on hold
You answer customer calls and emails to troubleshoot product issues. You act as a middleman for basic documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of a customer who is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting your responses before you even finish reading.
Week 9
Automated systems handle routine callers with your exact recorded tone.
Month 4
The product interface is rewritten to fix its own bugs.
Month 6
Human input is restricted to only high-level escalations.
Month 8 · D-Day
The final support terminal is unplugged for permanent efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.04 seconds
Average Handle Time
99.8 percent
Empathy Simulation
Instant
Ticket Resolution
Your severance
A PDF copy of the manual you memorized.
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