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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Product Support Representative jobs? · Latest report #585e8emu
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a latency buffer in a support ticket.
Professional translator of 'I've already tried that' into reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users into believing bugs are features
You answer customer emails, reset passwords, and explain features while hiding your growing resentment for the FAQ pages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their technical skill level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting replies that are actually helpful for once.
Month 4
The machine sorts tickets by emotional intensity and urgency level.
Month 8
The bot updates the documentation automatically before users even complain.
Month 12
The system resets passwords and refunds orders without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a permanent 'Account Closed' notification for your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
0.003 seconds
Average resolution time
99 percent
Human-like sarcasm simulated
12000
Tickets closed per second
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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