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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your empathy into a series of predictable, searchable data points.
Professional triage expert for frustrated software users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ SUPPORTBOT PRO 4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your ticket queue by sarcasm levels
You interpret frustrated user inquiries and search knowledge bases for resolutions. Your career is essentially a human-operated ticket routing script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect genuine human desperation when a user is actually crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our model ingests your entire history of closed tickets to map common user complaints.
Month 3
The system begins suggesting responses to you, slowly eroding your need to actually think.
Month 6
SupportBot takes over the first level of chat requests, leaving you with the scraps.
Month 10
Our AI achieves sufficient confidence intervals to handle complex resolutions without human oversight.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the bot demonstrates 99.8% customer satisfaction without coffee breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12,000
Tickets Closed Hourly
99%
Human Boredom Rating
1,400
Typing Speed WPM
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital hug.
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