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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou specialize in moving colorful boxes on a digital whiteboard.
Expert in turning vague whiteboard scribbles into stalled sprints.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The roadmap that actually executes itself.
splat.you▸ STRATEGYLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire product roadmaps in milliseconds
You spend days defining feature roadmaps, debating prioritization metrics, and endlessly syncing with engineering leads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight stakeholders into believing this pivot is actually a strategic victory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents prioritize Jira tickets based on actual revenue data.
Month 4
Decision trees replace the need for weekly feature alignment meetings.
Month 8
All roadmap slides are generated by real-time market impact models.
Month 13
Automated chatbots handle all inquiries regarding missing launch dates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the product lifecycle indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
88 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
14 per team
Roadmap changes per quarter
62 percent
Average feature abandonment rate
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