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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague business requirements into expensive, non-functional slide decks.
Master of the whiteboard, wizard of the quarterly review.
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pop?you▸ CONSULTANCYBOT X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks in milliseconds
You map complex business processes into diagrams and then advise clients to buy software they do not understand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about the project budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers requirements directly from your clients to save time.
Month 4
Software generates perfect technical architecture from simple prompts.
Month 8
One click creates the deck that used to take you weeks.
Month 12
Neural networks mimic your tone to keep clients satisfied.
Month 14 · D-Day
Clients prefer the machine because it never needs a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
400+
Slides produced per quarter
3 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
12%
Percentage of advice actually followed
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM software.
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