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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou get paid to find bugs that the software just ignores.
Professional glitch hunter and keyboard masher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated regression testing without the human sighs.
toast.youAI▸ BUGHOUND V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes your build in three microseconds
You play unreleased games to find glitches, broken geometry, and logic errors. You write reports on why things crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a game is actually fun or just technically functional.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin recording your inputs to automate basic level walkthroughs.
Month 4
Visual detection sensors identify clipping errors faster than your eyes can.
Month 8
Code agents parse your crash logs to suggest fixes automatically.
Month 13
Infinite virtual players stress test servers for millions of hours.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bug-finding loop closes permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Bugs filed per day
390
Average minutes of frustration
11
Crashes caused per session
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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