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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour entire curriculum fits comfortably inside a single high-quality .zip folder.
Professional screen-share warrior and slide-deck endurance athlete.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time answers for users who never listen.
stretchy.youAI▸ KNOWLEDGEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silence
You explain complex financial compliance software features to users during scheduled webinars and live sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is pretending to understand the screen share settings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
In-app overlays show users exactly where to click next.
Month 4
AI models generate custom training videos based on user data.
Month 7
Natural language agents handle all training-related user inquiries.
Month 11
Live sessions replaced by hyper-personalized synthetic training loops.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final training deck is deleted from the company servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 percent
Average slides skipped
99 percent
Bored users per session
8,402 times
Questions you have answered thrice
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a competitor platform.
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