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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Product Visionary jobs? · Latest report #ri7k5uht
Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsYour vision is just a hallucination that lacks sufficient training data.
Professional dreamer of features that will never be built.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning buzzwords into actual working software.
toast.youAI▸ VISIONGEN V8.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire engineering department simultaneously
Creating roadmaps, writing vague feature specs, and confusing developers with metaphors about the future of the product.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO with enough charm to delay the firing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI watches competitors and generates more relevant ideas than you ever did.
Month 3
Software creates perfectly logical timelines that don't depend on human moods.
Month 6
A script writes your documentation without adding fluff or pointless buzzwords.
Month 9
Engineers build code directly from the output of the vision engine.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine finished the entire product strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
450
Roadmaps generated hourly
120
Vague buzzwords per minute
99%
Developer eye-rolls triggered
Your severance
One free trial of a competing product.
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