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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour most vital skill is knowing where the coffee is.
Professional cable-wrangler and expert at looking busy.
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Logistics handled without the constant talking.
squeeze.youAI▸ SETMASTER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-empts camera calls with exact gear
You haul gear, wrangle cables, and wait for instructions to keep a film shoot moving forward.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the director is about to snap and hide before it happens.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors identify the most efficient route for gear movement.
Month 5
Self-coiling units remove the need for manual cable management.
Month 11
Inventory systems track coffee needs and trigger delivery drones.
Month 17
Vision models alert pedestrians to avoid the set perimeter.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The crew operates without a single human assistant required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 cups
Coffee runs per shift
8 daily
Average cable tangles
6 hours
Time spent holding light
Your severance
A slightly used walkie-talkie and one craft tray.
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