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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clay-covered hands are just slow sensors waiting for better calibration.
Master of the wheel and the heavy kiln fire
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect symmetry without the emotional baggage.
glub.youAI▸ KILNMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recycles unfired scraps into perfect form
You throw clay on a wheel, trim, glaze, and fire finished ceramics in high-heat kilns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moisture content of a clay body through tactile friction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors map your exact hand movements while you throw clay.
Month 7
Robotic arms center clay on wheels without any human effort.
Month 16
Vision-guided lathe units trim pots to exact geometric specifications.
Year 2.2
Robotic sprayers apply uniform glaze layers across all surfaces.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The automated kiln line operates continuously without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
12 units
Average mugs per hour
8 percent
Kiln firing failures
Alarming
Wrist stress levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium grey slip
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