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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou monitor tile density while we monitor your inevitable career expiration.
Professional clipboard holder and kiln-temperature guesser.
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Perfect clay curing for lower overhead.
squeeze.you▸ TILEBOSS V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates kiln temperatures at atomic levels
You track tile curing times and manage factory floor staffing schedules. We just do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the kiln is acting up by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors begin tracking every kiln degree instead of your logs.
Month 8
Auto-scheduling software removes your need to call replacement workers.
Month 19
Cameras scan tiles for cracks better than your tired eyes.
Year 2.4
The system tells workers what to do without your voice.
Year 4 · D-Day
The office closes and the factory goes fully lights-out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 daily
Staff yelling frequency
4 percent
Batch reject rate
Excessive
Clipboard usage
Your severance
One decorative clay tile signed by the CEO.
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