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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy placeholder for an API call.
Professional cat-herder of tired assembly line workers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total factory oversight without the coffee breaks.
toast.youAI▸ LINECOMMAND 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire assembly line remotely
You manage line staff, track output, clear jams, and handle shift scheduling for factory production runs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing machine bearing before the sensors notice the frequency shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors replace your eyes to track every single item produced.
Month 7
AI predicts staff needs and auto-assigns shifts based on fatigue.
Month 18
Robotic cells handle line jams without waiting for human intervention.
Year 2.4
All communication to workers is now pushed via smart badges.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The gantry unit assumes full command of the production floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
85 decibels
Average shift yelling volume
4 cups/shift
Coffee consumption rate
3 hours daily
Time spent finding missing parts
Your severance
One complimentary digital clipboard and a factory tour.
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