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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach people to use software that is designed to be intuitive.
Professional screen-sharer and confused-user whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated workflow, zero human explanation required.
ow.youAI▸ SYNCASSIST V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes mic during awkward silence
You explain ribbon menus to confused employees and set up shared calendars that nobody actually checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about reading the documentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Context-sensitive overlays replace your redundant verbal instructions.
Month 4
Self-guided interactive tours render your training slides obsolete.
Month 7
Algorithms automatically assign folder access based on department hierarchy.
Month 10
Natural language processing handles all basic 'how do I' queries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The consulting role is sunsetted in favor of autonomous system orchestration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
84 percent
Average user annoyance
99 percent
Tickets resolved by googling
too high
Consultant coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the software you just taught.
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