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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 27, 2027
In 11 monthsYou spend your day blocking innovation with forms called governance.
Professional gatekeeper of the Sharepoint wilderness.
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Turning your red tape into binary code
bzzt.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates approval workflows for new office plugins
You manage feature releases and service adoption for office software. You spend your life writing emails and attending syncs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation of a middle manager during a rollout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scrape your inbox to learn your specific approval patterns.
Month 3
The system begins drafting your governance documents without human intervention.
Month 6
The AI starts replying to release inquiries as a junior analyst.
Month 9
All permissions and release sign-offs are handled by automated logic gates.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system deletes your login credentials and sends a final survey.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94%
Meetings that could be bots
42 pages
Average policy document length
12,000
Emails ignored by users
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a productivity app you hate.
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