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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are just expensive training for our training sets.
Four-year associate, mostly drafting, eternally billable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Litigation strategy without the hourly invoice.
blub.you▸ LEXICORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
hallucinates precedents that technically favor the defendant
You draft briefs, manage document discovery, and strategize liability defense. We automate the paper trail entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, performative sighs required during difficult client discovery meetings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models tag every single relevant document in seconds.
Month 5
Templates pull directly from court records to generate routine filings.
Month 12
Predictive modeling determines the most efficient path to settlement.
Month 16
You stop drafting and start clicking approve on robot output.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system files its own motions directly into the court portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
2,400 per year
Billable hours saved
0.04 seconds
Research latency
Fully deprecated
Client resentment
Your severance
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