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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional jobs? · Latest report #x2afzqqf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsA professional what? Your lack of specifics is truly impressive.
Professional (of mystery, industry, and total ambiguity)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The placeholder for every vague career path.
splat.you▸ GENERICHUMAN-0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
exists purely as a data error
You have provided no job details. We cannot replace what we cannot define.
The one thing AI can't do
You are currently safe because our processors cannot parse non-data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We searched for a job description but found only existential dread.
Day 6
The void continues to stare back at our search algorithms.
Week 3
Assuming you do nothing, we conclude you are already deprecated.
Week 9
Logged as a null value in our global workforce database.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your lack of input is officially automated into non-existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0 percent
Specificity score
Non-existent
Replacement urgency
Your severance
Zero dollars for zero actual job tasks.
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