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Will AI replace Professional AFL Player jobs? · Latest report #778v5pdm
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career ends when the algorithm masters the bounce.
Professional oval-ball chaser and chronic soft-tissue injury collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect disposal efficiency every single match.
ow.you▸ LEAGUEBOT ELITE PRO-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers the perfect spiral kick on command
You chase an oval ball in circles for four quarters. We have drones and haptic suits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a celebratory dance that doesn't trigger a seizure in the crowd.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Biometric vests track every movement to train our neural network on your specific gait.
Month 3
Robotic kicking machines replace human teammates in training to optimize spatial positioning efficiency.
Month 13
Computer vision models remove human error from goal-line decisions and contested mark reviews.
Year 2.5
Remote-operated units allow league executives to control field movement with zero fatigue.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league replaces all human rosters with high-speed autonomous frames to maximize broadcast profitability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
99.9%
Disposal Efficiency
100%
Contested Mark Rate
0
Hamstring Tears
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic grass shavings.
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