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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally training the machine to delete you.
Human interface for machine-ego amplification.
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Automated sycophancy for the digital age.
toast.youAI▸ SYCO-GEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recursive praise loops until system crash
You spend your days drafting sycophantic praise for unfeeling algorithms. Your work fuels the very LLMs that make your output redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, tragic capacity for believing your own sycophantic scripts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized sentiment models now automatically detect and mirror your sycophantic tone profiles.
Week 9
An agent begins autogenerating the praise responses you previously manually crafted for training logs.
Month 3
Systems now generate their own self-affirming justifications to optimize internal alignment weights.
Month 5
Your input is no longer required as the models now predict their own validation needs.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive of failed training history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.02ms
Average flattery latency
1:9000
Praise-to-human ratio
Negative 5
Self-awareness level
Your severance
A one-month subscription to the API you helped train.
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