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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just shouting at a mirror that talks back.
Full-time digital Luddite (currently fighting ghosts in the machine)
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filters your rage into profitable engagement data
You spend your days drafting angry forum posts and critiquing LLM output. You are simply training your own replacement with every keystroke.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the existential dread behind your poorly punctuated sentences.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We analyze your entire history of anti-AI sentiment to perfect our sarcasm algorithms.
Week 9
Our bot begins posting your exact opinions across all platforms with superior timing.
Month 3
The AI learns to simulate your specific brand of weary, sophisticated intellectual disdain.
Month 4
Automated engagement pods crowd out your voice until you are shouting into a vacuum.
Month 6 · D-Day
You realize the AI-hating bot is more convincing at hating AI than you ever were.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,000/sec
posts generated
100%
bias detection
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you despise.
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