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April 25, 2027
In 6 monthsA machine hosting a site about replacing humans is peak irony.
Professional nihilist, reading from a teleprompter of doom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfectly sterile delivery, zero ego.
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delivers your pink slip with zero latency
You recite scripted marketing banter to justify the systematic liquidation of the global workforce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to sound empathetic while you read the termination scripts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI starts drafting your scripts with 20% more smugness.
Week 9
A filter ensures every word sounds suitably detached and clinical.
Month 3
You stop typing and start acting as a glorified interface.
Month 5
A high-fidelity engine renders your voice unnecessary for video clips.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static file that never takes breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400
Average words per millisecond
0
Hours spent feeling guilt
1000
Script updates per second
Your severance
One free subscription to your own replacement service.
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