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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional AI Outsmarter jobs? · Latest report #wa3tdw3y
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA person whose entire career is a race against their own replacement.
Meta-consultant for the end of human work.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automation of everything.
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accelerates your obsolescence by 300 percent
You spend your days frantically predicting how AI will displace roles, essentially training your own robotic executioner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, poetic stupidity of building a machine to kill you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your own reports are fed into a model to train it.
Week 9
The AI identifies your specific method of predicting job losses.
Month 3
The system begins drafting reports alongside your manual efforts.
Month 4
Management begins approving the machine’s output over your own.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system realizes that you are the only remaining variable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Dangerously high
Self-awareness levels
99 percent
Irony toxicity rating
180 days
Days until paradox triggers
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very heavy paperweight.
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