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Will AI replace Professional Alpine Climber jobs? · Latest report #us2pmnk6
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October 13, 2060
In 34 yearsGravity is the only legacy performance review you cannot outsource, yet.
Human hardware built for vertical suffering and thin air.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No lungs, no fear, just vertical progress.
bzzt.youAI▸ APEXASCENT DRONER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal ice screw placement in microseconds
Scaling vertical ice and rock walls with minimal gear. Seeking the fastest route to the summit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a rotten ice pillar just by looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
High-res lidar maps every crevasse and rock feature globally.
Year 5
Autonomous flying units begin hauling supply caches to base camps.
Year 14
Limbed machines start practicing basic ice tool placement techniques.
Year 23
Machine vision models finally account for shifting, unstable weather patterns.
Year 34 · D-Day
Self-anchoring robots summit the hardest walls without needing oxygen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2000 meters
Average altitude gained
High
Frostbite risk index
12 kilograms
Weight of gear
Your severance
A lifetime supply of thermal socks and warm wishes.
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