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October 17, 2031
In 5 yearsYour career ends when the algorithm decides it's time to tackle.
Professional athlete (mostly cardio, occasionally tackling people).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Elite performance without the concussion protocol.
bzzt.youAI▸ GRIDIRON-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal pursuit angles for every down
You follow complex playbooks, execute precise physical maneuvers, and collide with other humans at high velocities.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, human refusal to stay down after a brutal hit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integrated sensors feed real-time performance data to coaching staff.
Month 10
Training shifts to high-fidelity environments for injury-free repetition.
Year 2.1
AI assistants replace human coordinators to optimize every down.
Year 3.3
Testing begins with custom chassis capable of absorbing immense force.
Year 5 · D-Day
The league roster officially transitions to fully automated units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
100 percent
Playbook retention
Zero
Injury rate
24/7
Practice hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sports highlights streaming app.
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