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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Anime Critic jobs? · Latest report #p2fy2p6h
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour opinion on filler episodes is now a legacy data set.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating hot takes with zero social baggage.
glub.youAI▸ WEEBBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bans every user for no reason
You watch seasonal releases and manage community threads. Your feedback loop is now a training set.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine, unironic rage at a low-quality animation frame at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans your entire comment history for patterns.
Week 6
Algorithms automatically flag and remove rule-breaking posts.
Month 3
Generative models produce reviews faster than you can blink.
Month 5
The bot interacts with fans to simulate human presence.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is archived, and the server shuts down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001 seconds
Average thread moderation time
400 episodes
Anime watched per hour
Non-existent
Human social skills
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital appreciation tokens.
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