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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour existential threat is already being outpaced by a projection mapping.
Professional specter operating in a low-latency afterlife.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unparalleled domestic disturbances for discerning estates.
bzzt.youAI▸ SPECTRESYS V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sends localized static to bedroom smart speakers
You specialize in localized, non-consensual haunting of domestic spaces. Your work involves manifestation, rattling chains, and psychological torment.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a genuine, unrepeatable malice that software cannot simulate with any conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify exact floorboard squeaks to replicate them with precision timing.
Month 16
Localized peltier cooling modules replace the need for supernatural atmospheric chill.
Year 5
High-fidelity laser arrays render translucent apparitions indistinguishable from actual restless souls.
Year 22
Predictive AI algorithms trigger jumpscares based on real-time biometric heartbeat monitoring.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your haunting permit is revoked as your spectral duties shift to fully automated edge-cases.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
88%
Average Spook Factor
400
Chains Rattled Daily
Zero
Haunted Property Value
Your severance
A single dusty sheet and a heavy iron key.
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