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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour career path is really just burning bridges in real time.
Professional Arsonist (expert in spontaneous structural oxidation)
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Total thermal resolution for every structure.
bzzt.youAI▸ IGNIS-VOID 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
accelerates structural collapse using pinpoint thermite
Setting controlled ignitions for insurance fraud and urban clearance. You handle accelerants, fuses, and thermal mapping daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive feel for how structural timber breathes right before the flashover occurs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Drones scan structure density to identify the most combustible weak points.
Month 11
Precision nozzles apply fuel precisely where the structure loses integrity.
Year 2.1
Localized laser pulses ignite the targets from a safe distance.
Year 2.9
Exhaust fans manage heat signatures to prevent premature detection by authorities.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single automated unit assumes all duties of thermal destruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% accuracy
Thermal precision
4 minutes
Average burn time
0%
Evidence recovery rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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