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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path involves moving tickets from one box to another.
Professional Task-Shuffler and Inbox-Mediator
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split.youAI▸ ROUTEMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reassigns all your tasks in nanoseconds
You triage incoming requests and assign them to downstream recipients based on availability and skill sets. It is mostly just reading emails and clicking buttons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a coworker is lying about being too busy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Natural language models begin reading incoming requests to categorize them automatically.
Week 7
The AI suggests assignments in the background while you continue clicking buttons manually.
Month 3
The system begins bypassing your manual approval for low-priority, standard task queues.
Month 5
System starts flagging your manual assignments as inefficient compared to algorithmic routing.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system takes over full routing autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.04ms
Ticket response time
14%
Human error rate
4
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for non-assignable work'.
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