Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Ballerina jobs? · Latest report #k8s2zrr6
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing currently keeping your job relevant.
Master of gravity, pointe shoes, and rigorous discipline.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect movement without the muscle fatigue.
ow.you▸ STAGEBOT CHOREOGRAPH 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes impossible leaps with perfect precision
You perform complex dance choreography, maintain rigid physical conditioning, and execute demanding rehearsals for public stage performances.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a human heartbeat and authentic emotion to the stage floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map your exact movements into a digital library.
Month 8
Projected performers begin replacing stage-side understudies.
Month 22
Smart spotlights track algorithmic patterns instead of dancers.
Year 3
Gantry-suspended performers maintain perfect rhythm for every show.
Year 4 · D-Day
All physical dance roles transition to pure simulation models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
10000
Average training hours
Daily
Tutu maintenance cycles
High
Stage injury probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital ballet hologram archive.
Discussion
